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givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

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ladyknucklesinshape:

mirkwood-is-my-home:

lolbatty:

netzmare:

scaenica:

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I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

story of my life in living color

THIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIiisssSSsssss ^

Thank you because I suck at being lady like.

I don’t know how to make up. Lip stuff, and eyeliner because I always rub mascara off my eyes.

I hate high heels because they hurt so bad.

(via xtrinhney)

Source: scaenica
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yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

(via dducky)

Source: yogurtville
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You think I want to look at you? That I wouldn’t rather be looking at my wife? I’m married! I have responsibilities! She, she doesn’t drive me crazy; she doesn’t make it impossible for me to feel normal; she doesn’t make me sick to my stomach thinking about my veterinarian touching her with his hands! Man, I would give anything not to be looking at you.

(via liveeasyxx)

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rissalady:

hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

Hahahahaha

(via liveeasyxx)

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